Bacon for President campaign featuring Bacon, campaign promises, supporter comments, and the slogan Sizzle the Vote!
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Bacon for President

A strip you can trust. Explore Bacon’s campaign promises and eight reasons to support Bacon. Sizzle the Vote!

Meet Bacon & explore the campaign platform

★ A strip you can trust ★

Bacon for President

Sizzle the Vote! Make Breakfast Great Again.

★ About Bacon

Name: Bacon
Position: President (of Everything)

From: The Frying Pan, USA
Occupation: Bringing People Together (Over Breakfast)

Interests: Freedom, Breakfast, Grilling, Unity, Extra Crispy

Relationship Status: It’s Complicated…
(I’m in a committed relationship with America)

★ Campaign Promises

  • More Bacon for All
  • Free Breakfast in Schools
  • Lower Egg Prices
  • A Greasier, Happier America
  • Bacon in Every Kitchen
  • World Peace (Over Bacon)
  • Officially Recognize Bacon as a Vegetable
  • Build a Higher Bacon Wall (to keep bad food out)

★ Top 8 Reasons to Vote Bacon

  1. Bacon brings people together.
  2. Bacon never judges you.
  3. Bacon makes mornings better.
  4. A stronger, crispier economy.
  5. Bacon believes in second breakfasts.
  6. Bacon is real, unlike other politicians.
  7. More bacon = less sadness.
  8. Because America deserves sizzle!

★ Comments

Maple_Chick83: BACON 4 LIFE!!! sizzle the vote!!!

GrillMaster2004: u got my vote ♡ makin america crispy again!!!

PorkyLuv: finally a candidate i can get behind! ♡ ♡ ♡

BreakfastBabe: u had me at bacon ☺ ♡